This question was put to the following people:
• A retired high school teacher
• An actor
• A famous TV personality
• An editor/producer for the show “The Simpsons”
• Various people whose names have appeared as “Guitar” or “Vocalist” on the show The Simpsons, including Tom Green, Tom Servo, Will Ferrell, John Goodman and Phil Hartman
• Several people who play instruments on the show
But as it turns out most are not that good at it, according to former musician and TV personality, Steve Allen.
Allen was asked on the show ‘The Simpsons’ what the best guitar player is.
The Simpsons ‘Guitar’ Contest: The Best of Steve Allen
Here’s what Allen said:
“I’m going to get to do a little bit of improv, but first I just wanna say one thing. Guitar players are, like, the most obnoxious species of human ever. They really think they’re better than everybody else, and when they’re playing onstage somebody is like “Oh, Steve, you’ve gotta shut the fuck up.” I’m from a punk generation, where every morning if you weren’t doing work and your mom brought you in you’d be like “Oh, hi Mom.” I don’t think you’re supposed to get that stuff out. That’s a problem with people in my generation.”
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The New York Knicks are headed back to the NBA playoffs again, this time after bouncing back from the worst loss of their existence Monday night to take a 2-1 series lead over the lowly Houston Rockets. Coach Mike Woodson’s men will have an opportunity to start their postseason by taking on the Chicago Bulls, but first they’ll have to beat the Boston Celtics on Wednesday night.
It looks like they’ll be ready. Last night was the last game for forward Lance Stephenson, who sprained his ankle while working out in Chicago last week. Stephenson was scheduled to be examined last night, but it looks like it might be enough of a setback to keep him out of this game, although there will certainly be some minutes called.
Stephenson played the same eight minutes that he started last night in Houston, so the Knicks should have more favorable minutes for him than during the last week. He was averaging 17.7 points and 9.7 rebounds this season, and now he
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