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Is throwing your voice real?

How is it not a perfect storm?

Do you know how to turn it off?

Well, now you do!

Here’s how you do it.

First, you put a microphone in front of you…

And point it towards yourself.

It’s an invisible microphone, but it still works the same.

You’ll hear yourself say “I’m sorry!” or “I’m sorry, I know I’m bad” or “If I could change it all, I would!”

It’s easy to do. You just have to follow the instructions:

Step 1

Turn off the speaker and make a note of the key.

Here’s how:

Step 3

Take that note – like the image on the right – then plug it back into your computer.

It will open the voice recording dialog.

Step 4

In the dialogue box, say “Good morning, mom. Um, that sounds awful, but thank you.”

Step 5

Now, turn up the microphone, so you’re just listening for the words you actually want to hear (like “thank you” or “hurry up”).

Wait. Here comes the “if …”

What if you can control the whole thing with your thoughts?

When you think, you’re thinking like…

Yeah, you’re probably feeling pretty terrible right now.

You might cry some more, cry a lot…

…like all the time.

You might even be going insane.

But, when you want to change it, you just have to think it

This is how you do it…

What if you can control the whole thing with your thoughts?

When you think, you’re thinking like…

Yeah, you’re probably feeling pretty terrible right now.

You might cry some more, cry a lot…

…like all the time.

You might even be going insane.

But, when you want to change it, you just have to think it

But, when you think, you’re thinking like…

Well, I guess I guess I should do it anyway.

Maybe I should stop blaming myself.

Maybe I should stop blaming my parents.

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Maybe I should stop blaming my girlfriend.

Maybe I should stop blaming my parents.

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